Голі надування велосипедних шин

I feel like using the bike in this weather. I have to inflate the tires for that. I'm also hot in the apartment - I usually run around naked there - so I grab the little pump and crouch on the floor. With a small air pump it takes a little longer and my scrotum sways back and forth when pumping. It occurs to me that I should wipe the floor - my soles of my feet are dirty and my penis is still small. Let's see if that changes again in the bike dress.